Asshole/Anus

Congratulations, you have figured out the perfect formula for seeming too cool and uninterested to make everyone around you feel like shit. You've learned how to control a situation by just not giving any fucks at all; you suck the soul out of those around you who are trying desperately to seem just as cool, calm, collected, uninterested as you seem. Sounds like a deep, deep pool you swim in. You must be doing flips. What a satisfying life you must lead, always putting up a front, explaining that you simply just don't have that much going on up there. WOW, the girls must be begging to get into your sheets. Not her, not us. We want to get into your head, into your heart. But that's too much to ask, god forbid anyone actually know you. Why don't you try a real conversation on for size? Would it clash too much with your Hawaiian shirt and striped shorts?

It's not fuckin' rad.

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